I am normally a calm boy, especially when I am about to enjoy a fine Chipotle dinner, but not calm for 17 minutes standing in line! As some of you know, I am no longer living in Denver, which is a very very stupid thing…actually this post is proof you should never leave Denver, NEVER!
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Posts Tagged ‘Booze’
Houstonians at Houston Chipotle
Posted in Denver Rocks, tagged Booze, Chipotle, Cock, Denver, Fat Women, Fuck, Houston, Saab on May 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Just another hockey game
Posted in Poor Form, tagged Beer, Booze, Douche, Hockey, Puke on April 30, 2008 | No Comments »
This night started out to be pretty innocent, my boss had offered tickets to the Avalanche-Red Wings playoff game 3 in the Pepsi center. As we all know Red Wings fans are douche masters. Touting their passion for a team that has imported players from anywhere but North America for as long as I can [...]
Pooped ‘em a few times.
Posted in Pooped Em, tagged Booze, Pooped Em on April 19, 2008 | No Comments »
Well, my pooped ‘em story isn’t as cool, but does go further back in time. I was like 13 and I threw up so hard i pooped em, but i guess that doesn’t really count because it didn’t involve alcohol. So I will go with the story that qualifies me for the pooped ‘em category.
The second glorious year at the School of [...]
