As we all know Edays happened to be the one time in a Mines dorks’ year where they let loose and pretended that we partied like a real school…kind of. Well one of my favorite stories happens to be me retelling it in the third person, as I don’t remember about 75%of it. Our infamous gambling addict friend had won somewhere in the ballpark of a few grand that week so naturally he went shopping at the liquor store (he also loves to shop at bars)…with a cart. Naturally I started at his house, and by started I mean blacking out. My reaction to the amount of his liquor was basically the same as a 12 year old with his first playboy…..jerked it till it was raw. Here is where the next few hours goes blank. I was told I went to a party, fireworks show, and that I chugged a half bottle of jack. Maybe I was trying to recreate the famous Animal House scene?
Somewhere towards the end of the night(my night, not everyone else’s) I want to go have sex with my woman at the time. Well I tried to do this in the car parked out front with no avail. However, I did manage to get only my pants off. Apparently I was chased around Golden wearing nothing but a sweater and shoes(I am confused too) while being told to put my pants back on for a good 30-40 minutes. By the grace of god, I mean titties, I was corraled into her car to go back to Denver. Believe it or not here is where it gets real blurry. Apparently, I was throwing up so hard out the window while driving down sixth that I SHIT MY PANTS. Well, about 10 miles later I had taken my pants off completely (yes ass naked again except the shirt) and tried to get into my building. Good thing my keys and wallet were back in Golden (as I would find out the next day). Well at this point in order for the doorman to let me in he had called as many people as he could to verify that I in fact did live there. Keep in mind this nice, innocent woman has been standing there enduring all of this shit.
Bogren and I mowed the lawn that night with an old fashioned mower and then threw a gas powered mower over the fence, awesome